Enraged husband rushes home...

281 meter

Titi-Kaka?it's Good that I did almost no solid savings on parachutesAs the saying goes-a good idea comes afterward nadot was the money saved in stocking skladat,would already be a millionaire

The situation is familiar to every woman.
Someone from the household runs around the apartment in search of subject AAA (doesn't matter what it is). Followed by about this dialogue:
- What's the panic, what?
- Oh!
- In the closet in the hallway.
- Yes there is!
- I will come and find you!
...Then the woman drops everything, goes to the cupboard, opens - and now, the coveted AAA lies there, where the promised. In response - round eyes, "How do you all find it so easy?!"

regarding the search don't know what:ignat
first days of service in the army of my son. morning. he has already departed from the house and calls me on my cell phone:- Mom have you seen where my KUMTA(pilotka in Hebrew.)???
me: son, tell me human, what am I looking for???