Internetowa łamigłówka «After the hunt»

Two hunting dogs talk:
— Yesterday, we go with the owner in the woods, suddenly from behind the bushes POPs out a bear!
And the master, memento, cartridges left at home. Well, I rush at him, get loud!
— how brave you are! Rushed at the beast!
— Yes, what animal?! The host rushed over, hugged his legs and shouted "Run, you idiot!"
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